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Civic Engagement
March 2026 · 10 min read

How to Actually Read a Congressional Bill (Without Falling Asleep Before Page 3)

Congress produces thousands of pages of legislation each year that almost nobody reads. Here's a practical guide — half satirical, fully functional — to understanding what's actually in the laws being passed in your name. Spoiler: the title is rarely accurate.

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Satire
March 2026 · 8 min read

FOIA Request Reveals Deep State's Weekly Meeting Agenda; Includes "Tuesday Bowling Night" and "Coordinate Global Events (3:30 PM, Conference Room B)"

Through a satirical Freedom of Information Act request, we have obtained the fictional weekly agenda of the Illuminati's American operations division. Highlights include a 45-minute block for "controlling the media" sandwiched between "office birthday cake for Karen" and "Bilderberg Zoom call."

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Government Transparency
February 2026 · 12 min read

The FOIA Database: Real Tools for Requesting Government Documents

Behind all the jokes, the Freedom of Information Act is a real and powerful tool. Here's how to actually file an FOIA request, what databases to search first (much is already public!), and realistic expectations for response time and usefulness.

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Satire
February 2026 · 7 min read

Area Man Discovers That "The Deep State" Is Just... Federal Employees Who Came In On Monday

A satirical investigation reveals the terrifying truth: the "deep state" appears to consist primarily of people with GS-9 pay grades, a shared microwave problem in breakroom B, and a truly alarming number of meetings about the meeting about the meeting.

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Analysis
January 2026 · 15 min read

How Conspiracy Theories Spread: A Serious Look at Information Ecosystems

Despite our satirical tone, we take misinformation seriously. Here's a genuine analysis of how conspiracy theories propagate, why they're persuasive, and what research shows about how to talk to people who believe them without making it worse.

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Civic Engagement
January 2026 · 10 min read

Finding Your Congressional Representatives: A Step-by-Step Guide That Actually Works

You'd be amazed how many people don't know who represents them. This isn't a failing of the citizens — it's a failing of civics education. Here's a quick, practical guide to finding and contacting your House representative, senators, and state legislators.

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